Wizard I Cast Non Magic Missile Shirt

Somewhere around the third hour of game night, someone at the table will spot this design and lose it. A scowling wizard aims a rocket launcher instead of a wand, and the yellow lettering announces “I cast non-magic missile” with complete confidence.

The gray-bearded spellcaster kneels in a blue robe with orange trim, his pointed hat cinched by a red band and gold buckle. Flames burst from the brass launcher’s muzzle while a painterly vortex of magenta, violet and electric blue swirls behind him. Bold yellow serif letters arc above and below.

Wear it to a tabletop session, a fantasy convention or the night your party finally faces the dragon. It also suits the friend who always plays the wizard but secretly wishes the rules allowed heavy artillery, or the game master who has heard every excuse.