Todays Number Is Zero Zero Fucks Given Ah Ah Ah Count Von Count Shirt

Someone at the coffee line reads this print, laughs, and suddenly understands why your inbox is still unopened. Count Von Count delivers the news himself: “Today’s number is zero,” followed by exactly what he is counting none of, plus a cheerful “…ah ah ah” to close the lesson.

The artwork cuts out the Count from the waist up and traces him with a thin white outline against black. His lavender face sports a monocle, bushy brows and two yellow fangs. One hand waves while the other rests on his chest, all framed by chunky white capitals.

Wear it to a Monday meeting you have already checked out of, or to a trivia night where the math round goes sideways. It also suits the sibling who answers every chore request with a slow, vampiric “ah ah ah.”