Submarines Actually It Is Rocket Science Shirt

Someone always says it isn’t rocket science, and this design answers before they finish the sentence. Arched over the top is “SUBMARINES,” with “ACTUALLY IT IS ROCKET SCIENCE” underneath, a correction aimed squarely at submariners, veterans and anyone who knows how much engineering runs beneath the waves.

A dark, shadowed submarine glides across the center with its sail raised and a pale plume rising from the deck. Above it sits a silver-toned emblem of two curling dolphins flanking a sub’s bow. Distressed cream lettering, with nautical stars flanking ACTUALLY, gives everything a salt-worn vintage look.

Wear it to a boat reunion, a Veterans Day cookout or a submarine museum tour. It also suits a dad or grandpa who served below the surface and has heard the rocket science line one too many times.