Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government Shirt

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Dry, deadpan defiance runs through this design, aimed at anyone who thinks a sword handed up from a pond makes someone fit to rule. The line reads "Strange…

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Dry, deadpan defiance runs through this design, aimed at anyone who thinks a sword handed up from a pond makes someone fit to rule. The line reads “Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government,” argued with a straight face.

Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government Shirt – worn by a woman

Between the two halves of the text, a white arm rises out of two wavy cyan lines of water, gripping a long white sword held flat with a yellow crossguard and pommel. The flared capitals alternate white and yellow against black, with SYSTEM OF GOVERNMENT set largest.

Strange Women Lying In Ponds Distributing Swords Is No Basis For A System Of Government Shirt – worn by a man

Wear it to an election night watch party, a civics class debate or a Renaissance faire where someone inevitably shows up with a foam sword. It also suits the friend who answers every political argument with this exact line and a raised eyebrow.

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