Solid Liquid Or Gas What Will Come Out Of My Ass Shirt

Expect double takes and a few snorts, because this bathroom-humor design asks a question most people only mutter in private. The top line reads “Solid, liquid or gas,” then the bottom caption spells out exactly what might come out the back end.

A fuzzy red cartoon creature stands center stage, grinning with one furry arm raised and the other planted on its hip. Scattered green, gold and red bubbles float around it, with a tiny squiggle resting near its feet. The letters mix red and green.

Give it to the friend whose humor lives firmly below the belt, or wear it to a white elephant swap where the goal is to make grandma groan. It fits game nights, chili cook-offs and anyone who treats every bodily rumble as comedy.