Fans of grumpy comedy puppets and newly retired folks alike will get the joke here. This Retired and Rebuilt design brags “Body contains after market parts,” a dry wink for anyone keeping track of their new hips, knees and spare pieces.

A cartoon portrait of a cranky old man sits in the center, resting a cheek on his hand above a bow tie and sweater vest. Behind him a striped retro sunset glows teal and gold, framed by pine trees. Bold yellow capitals stack RETIRED and REBUILT over a serif tagline.

Give it to a dad or grandpa fresh off his last day of work, especially one with a replacement joint or two to joke about. It fits retirement parties, surgery recovery visits, or any fan of cranky-puppet comedy.









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