I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – t-shirt

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – worn by a woman

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – design close-up

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – worn by a man

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt

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At the dog park, this design earns knowing nods from every small-breed owner who has been reduced to a walking treat dispenser. The lettering admits "I used to…

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At the dog park, this design earns knowing nods from every small-breed owner who has been reduced to a walking treat dispenser. The lettering admits “I used to be cool. Now. I’m a tiny canine’s snack…” and lets the last word deliver the eye-roll.

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – worn by a woman

The whole print is text, white hand-drawn capitals stacked on a black background. Six lines step down the chest, with oddly placed periods after COOL, NOW and the final line that give the joke a dry, deadpan pacing.

I Used To Be Cool Now Im A Tiny Canines Snack Bitch Shirt – worn by a man

Wear it on walks with a demanding Chihuahua, Yorkie or Pomeranian who treats your hand as a buffet. It also makes a knowing present for the friend whose whole personality quietly became their five-pound dog.

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SKU: BS-260621-0105 Categories: Animals & Pets, T-Shirts