Celeste Has Seen Too Much Chicken Shirt

Backyard chicken keepers who swear their hens have opinions will recognize this one instantly. A sunglasses-wearing chicken stares you down beneath the line “celeste has seen too much,” a nod to a hen named Celeste who is clearly over it.

The design is a clean white line drawing of a hen in dark shades, head tilted slightly, feathers and tail sketched with loose strokes. Lowercase white lettering runs along the bottom, keeping the whole print to a single color on a dark field.

It fits a coop cleanup morning, a farmers market run, or gifting to the friend who treats their flock like coworkers. Anyone who has a hen with a staring problem will get the joke right away.