All I Want For Christmas Is Biscuits And Whores Shirt

This holiday wish list skips the usual socks and sweaters for something far blunter. The printed line reads “All I want for Christmas is biscuits” before adding a second request too cheeky to repeat, giving two weathered cowboys a reason to smirk.

Two older cowboys anchor the center, one in a pale hat with a silver mustache and the other in black felt, arms folded over his suspenders. Both wear cream shirts and gold neck scarves. Red poinsettias, white snowflakes and green zigzag trim surround bold white block lettering top and bottom.

Pull it on for an ugly sweater party or a ranch-flavored Christmas gathering where a tame gift exchange needs some grit. Hand it to the western fan in the family, the one who quotes cowboys at the dinner table and keeps a straight face through the whole joke.